Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022

National tit pic day

Send tit pics to every guy that asks

It’s national tit pic day

by Daddy baddie January 17, 2022

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?

by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022

tit

bird

slang for bushtit

look at that tit!

look at this sick flying tit!

by bandeorganisee December 6, 2021

Tit

A species of small to medium birds.

Or slang for breasts for some reason

Oo look John a marsh tit!

by Don’t Mess With Tremble >:( December 10, 2021

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

tits

i dot have any

have u seen her tits oh wait she dont have any

by kuyfjt December 19, 2021