Sad Zachary

When you get a dry hand job, no lube.

Man I was hanging with this chick and she gave me a sad Zachary

by Rice1303 August 31, 2025

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Zachary

He’s the finest person ever like his greenish blue eyes and blondish brown hair

Zachary is The finest person ever

by Imisskyex101 September 6, 2025

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Zachary Dotson

Zach is a cool ass MF! He's tall, and will wire up an electric box like that flashy dude from black ops zombies. Drives a Big white Chevy like a chariot in the Renaissance. Pookie bear Zachy

Pookie bear Zachy, your crew loves youuuu, Zachary Dotson

by Parro is lame October 21, 2025

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Zachary Romano

Zachary Romano has a giant TV remote

Holy crap I didn’t know you had a Zachary Romano

by BananaDude45684 November 18, 2025

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A “Zachary” is a guy that will take a bullet for the people he loves. He is also a very handsome man, and always has a smile on his face. When he falls in love, he never wants to leave that person. He can get annoyed easily, and is very bipolar. He most likely loves to eat, and if he does he’s going to eat until he is full. He also most likely has a big dick and very freaky in bed.

Zachary you okay, you seem off?

by Agent Guy71 November 22, 2021

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Zachary

Zachary is a beautiful, sexy alpha male who is always packing an absolute schlong measuring at least 12 inches. He also has the intellectual levels of a genius.

Wow you know Zachary ?! His dicks massive I heard

by Harvey mf Price November 23, 2021

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