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Sesh H.Q.

The headquarters of Sesh, which is located in Bristol UK, and is run and maintained by the core of the never ending sesh crew. Sesh HQ is where all the never ending sesh action happens on a 24-7 basis, ie dirty Turkeys , hooners, the seshipe, pints of rish-rouge, nitrous oxide balloons, butane huffing, glue sniffing, and anything else that gets you monged. HQ is full of seshlords, cheeky little sauce bottles, naughty little numbers, blasting 24-7 arse mother fuckers, and inspirational human beings. Eating, sleeping, water, sesh non-enthusiasts, mine sweeping, camping and opening the blinds are all banned, all the house plants are dead, and the music runs 24-7 like a motherfucker, with top notch bangers blasting out relentlessly. The neighbours keep complaining about a party that has been going on for more than 3 years, with seshlords and absolute legends coming and going at all hours. HQ inspires and gives orders to sesh soldiers worldwide, who are fighting in the ongoing struggle to be constantly off their pickle. It also has the pioneers of the seshipe and other drug accumulation recipes living there and working hard on new sesh recipe material on a daily basis. Impeccable technique, high grade shit, accumulated sleep deprivation and verbal diarrhea are all major parts of the skill set required
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.
Fresh orders just in from Sesh H.Q. All sesh non enthusiasts are to be treated as hostiles and are to be engaged on sight."
by Spiritualist June 27, 2021
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sesh gauntlet

Going on rogue seshes that are likely to test the strength of lesser friendships.
We run the sesh gauntlet and passed again!
by NST747 July 1, 2021
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Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems
just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues
by worr1 October 27, 2022
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seshed

Hey remember the time when Raymond seshed all over the apartment during multiple occasions
by MARK The CUBAN November 12, 2022
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Sesh

Having a Bible study and/or prayer with the Bass section.
That sesh was so fire my eyes are red from crying
by ELREYDULCE November 16, 2022
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Sesh

“Let’s have a sesh” (Let’s break lockdown rules)
by KNBSAT February 13, 2021
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Sesh

sesh litterally just means party in english slang, its often used by teenagers and when they use it they usually mean 'were gonna get pissed off wkd and echo falls at the park at 10, blasting partys underway'
'are you coming to the sesh tonight?, if you are bring the wkd'
by britishbarbie February 16, 2021
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