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p1: hey, have u heard that school is cancelled for the rest of the year due to coronavirus? p2: YES, I FUCKING HATE THAT HELLHOLE
by m y r o n April 1, 2020
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the literal worst thing ever. you spend 7 hours in a crappy old building made with red brick walls learning things that you wont even need when your an adult. school is filled with a fucktard of dickheads, from those kids in elementary school who think picking your nose is cool, those kids with braces in middle school, and those nerds who take all AP classes just to show off in high school. and the teachers are even worse. they are underqualified people who just show up to get paid, mostly women in elementary school but by middle and high school, it's a mix of men and women, which makes no sense whatsoever. and then there's homework, which was originally invented as a punishment, which are common in schools. the only good thing about school is that you meet most of your friends there, but they will probably turn on you once you get into middle and high school, so there! get rid of school. it has no benefits and is just meant to torture innocent children.
i can't. i have school.
i can't. i have school!
what you say literally all the time.
by honeybee34 April 15, 2020
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school is a mix of hell and a waste of time combined into 6 cruel hours of your life and it will not benefit your life at all when you get older!
Person one: wanna go hang out and get fucked?
Person two: nah man I got school
by cxmer1n March 7, 2020
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A legal form of torture used in the medival wars to torture your enemies to death scientist found out about it around the 1500:s and reported it to the news but the world leaders was stupid as f**k and thought that the todays children needed that upon the great belt and the devastating pink flip flop. so they made up a law that every child should at least hav 9 years och this torture to grow respect for the elders and since then it hasn't changed much except to give us homework so we can have torture when we are home as well
fuck school you suck your moms dick and have sex with your grandma
by PlatapusDoBeKindaCoolDoe March 12, 2020
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school was "good" today
by potato uwu September 13, 2020
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hell + prison + holding you in a chamber force feeding your brain random bs that school says is soooo important that were going to assign you a essay to do over your BREAK. like wtf!! that so stupid its called a break for a reason dumb bitchs . oh dont get me statred on the fuking teachers fucking pet . the teachers pet is someone who love to kiss the teachers ass , And HOMEWORK omg why do we go to school if we this stupid peice of shit
teachers pet : i cant wait to go back to school
quiet kid pull gun *

quiet kid: wtf did you just say

teachers pet : nothing

quiet kid whisper: damn right whack ass hoe
by school October 1, 2020
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