Snow on the pumpkin

When you find out that your date's true hair color is gray.

I was rounding third and about to slide face first into home plate when I saw there was snow on the pumpkin.

by Dukati October 31, 2020

Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.

That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester

by TheSecondDuck January 6, 2013

Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

Glazed Pumpkin

When recieving oral from a woman, and you ejaculate into her mouth. The ejaculate then drips onto your scrotum creating a greasy pumpkin.

Amanda was giving me head when I came in her mouth. She let it drip on my pumpkin. I was not ready for a glazed pumpkin!

by glazing October 14, 2011

pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food

I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner

by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023

Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.

Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!

by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023

pumpkin person

A very cool person who is a pumpkin.

"Pumpkin person is cool"

by pumpkinperson October 16, 2021