Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Phantom Face

The feeling or sensation that his face is still between your legs long after receiving oral pleasure.

He ate it so good that I now have a severe case of Phantom face

by TDub87 February 2, 2019

phantom hug

being able to feel the feeling of getting hugged/having someone hug you when you haven’t been physically hugged

“he was so lost in his thoughts about how much he misses her, he started feeling phantom hugs”

by Ace the orange December 12, 2022

Phantom stress

Phantom stress is where u have stress but u don’t know why and it’s because you are so used to having stress u still think u do and are just stressed for no reason. Otherwise known as anxiety

A: god I’ve been so stressed out this week but I have nothing going on. Why am I so stressed??
B: hm yeah that must be phantom stress

by nicegoodjewishgirl February 7, 2021

phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 4, 2021

Phantom turd

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004