jake

fat slob that dose not do any work, eats all day, and plays a sax

look at that jake over in the desk

by biger than you March 6, 2009

Jake

Glittery, small-dicked faggot.

Jake is a jake.

by Liaraff December 5, 2011

Jake

Faggot

That man is a jake

by Jokes by Jokes November 16, 2016

Jake

A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).

Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.

by suhdude123 December 21, 2016

Jake

Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds

He is insane he must be a Jake

by Lil pony king February 21, 2019

Jake

Jake, He is very very! Gay he would love to get you on his bed, he also loves little boys and girls across america

Gay is when a boy (jake) loves other MEN! just like him

by Jake the candyman March 4, 2019

jake

Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..

Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake

by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018