photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

3 some elephant sex

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"

by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009

sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

Peppermint Glove

1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)

2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug

damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth

by molestedsenses August 29, 2009

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

Buzz Glove

The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.

Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!

John- Bro i have to drive tonight

Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!

John- Sweet lets do this!!

by Tblumps January 4, 2011

snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.

Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010