saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

by FlyingFlutist December 26, 2016

ice flute

A crack pipe

Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute

by Chale homes January 11, 2017

skin flute

Is a very cool flute and statistically many females love to play with it at all time especially at night.

My girlfriend loves to play with my skin flute at night.

by snowman_5000 February 1, 2017

FLUTE

A great instrument that can make wonderful music but is mainly used aas either a baseball bat, a sword, or a blowgun.

Dude,I just hit Tomy with my katana, baseball bat, and blowgun.
I didn't know you had those!
No, I have a flute.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020