slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

Derp

Sillyness, stupidness, Weirdness, crazyness,

A slightly Dumb person being weird and silly in any way possible.

Randomness, Dorkyness.

I Saw Hannah The Other Day!

Really What Was She Doing?

Eh, Just Derping Around.

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp

In always means someone who is literally a potato

I'm such a derp!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

Derp

Describes a person who reminds others of a potato

She is a derp, lol!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

derp

Usually a dumb kid with less knowledge then others, usually temporary, but can sometimes be forever.

yo dawg that kid was derp fo shure

by antl3r September 18, 2016

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016