sexy confusion

When you think someone is sexy, but you’re super confused why you feel that way. They’re not conventionally sexy, but they’re sexy for some reason you can’t explain.

Adam Driver is THE classic example of sexy confusion. He’s so sexy but I can’t figure out why!

by hot tiffa May 11, 2024

Confuse a Nic Phase

When you and your bsf act angry at eachother so your friend, Nic is confused, this Phase ends when you feel like it

A:hey, ready for the Confuse a Nic Phase?
B:yeah, let's go

by Sandwich lover 474736 May 11, 2024

pelvically confused

a transgender

credit to my boyfriend

"the 8th grade girlfriend who was pelvically confused"

by niine_ February 24, 2024

Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.

Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.

by skkkys March 22, 2024

Subject Confusion

I (Myself/This one) am getting some subject confusion. And you're right, I am subject shifting from moment to moment. But when I'm talking about people it is always *Subject* as the one who is engaging in said act and/or spoke thus. And even then, it's INTRAsubjective and I would make exceptions and grant privileges on a gradient that would relate to a sort of conceptual proximity.

Hym Iam "Yeah... I see I'm getting some subject confusion... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2026

You have pronoun confusion

You though I was talking about YOU (Singlular/Localized/That Specific One) and are conflating the broad conceptual YOU (People in the abstract) or what I am saying applied to YOU in which case it would be (Peripheral/Incidental) YOU or I was speaking propositionally in which case what I'm saying relates to the person issuing the proposition but isn't necessarily directed at the person theme. Additionally, I am the I to whom I am referring when I write and, therefore, the intersubjective you would not apply to me.

Hym Iam "You have pronoun confusion. I probably did that wrong. That's why we need Genjustsu no Doki. That should fix that immediately."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2026