Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011

Bagel Boom

When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever

Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Ariel Bagel

a toasted sesame bagel with sliced pickles inside

“hey can i get an ariel bagel?”
“what?! are you sure?”
“yeah man, don’t knock it till u try it. it’s actually really good”

by ari1234 January 1, 2019

Lady bagel

1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet

Did you see that lady bagel?!

by Jolliest October 5, 2018

Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.

Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Slagle The Bagel

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct

Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel

by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021

Bagel Banger

The AD of CFSL ND

That Claydon guy is a real Bagel Banger

by Prison Mike1 June 8, 2021