Fuck Wad

A slime alien orgy where most or all participants morph into one giant blob

Slime aliens invaded earth, killed all humans, and turned the planet into fuck wad central.

by Roofie GIN and Tonic November 14, 2018

That’s Wad

“That’s wad” is another way of saying “that sucks” or “that’s ass”

“Bro, I completely bombed my math test”

“That’s wad”

by merylstreep17 June 18, 2018

Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018

jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Gurley Wad

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

Wad

someone being annoying or does something that is rude/ew.

person: “I have 1,000 followers on instagram”
you: “you’re being a wad”

by wadddddd January 24, 2019