Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.

Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!

by R1KS August 26, 2013

Bush Whacked

When you're scissoring a girl and your Bush bangs against hers.

Person 1: Got Bush whacked last night.
Person 2: Noice!

by Harold_Ha December 10, 2018

clam whack

Clam whack is when you slap a female in the pussy so hard they make blue whale mating calls

Bro1: dude I thought you were going to Stacey's house tonight? what happened?
Bro2: nah man she got mad at me after I clam whacked her as a joke.
Bro1: Lmao you aint getting no coochie tonight

by My_coochie_smells February 25, 2019

Whack-A-Mole

When you beat the meat before it goes in and out of the holes

We played whack-a-mole last night and we both won

by Mist Erjay December 23, 2022

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

Pooj whack

A stick with poop on the end of it.

Bro you’re such a pooj whack bro!

by The naked ree February 20, 2021