Verbal hostage

when you are confronted with a conversation you feel obligated to have that carries on and dont want to have but dont want it to effect your daily life Synonyms: word rape, non consensual connversation

sorry that took a while i was being held verbal hostage.

by Skunkfourtwenty November 29, 2023

Verbal Jenga Tower

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.

"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.

"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"

by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.

After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.

by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022

verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.

Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"

by b0ses December 4, 2022

Verbal Driveby

A verbal driveby is when someone or something suddenly out of no where scares or shocks you trough saying or screaming something. A verbal driveby is unexpected and fast, the victim does not expect to get a verbal driveby.

I was trying to clutch a 1v3 in CS:GO when a teammate randomly did a verbal driveby by screaming into the mic.

by Taiga95 November 8, 2021

Verbal retweet

See also: verbal reblog

When you directly quote/paraphrase a statement you've seen on Twitter.

Jacob: deviously lick my nuts
Alex: stop verbal retweeting and speak to me

by Dogg13_gutz October 28, 2021

First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021