Tented

If a guy is "Tented" it means he has an election and it is pushing his pants up making it look like a tent

Icl u got me tented rn

by Lick ur mums big toe October 9, 2023

Vicks Rub Tent

The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.

“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”

“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”

by LovinShrubbin December 3, 2022

Placenta Tent

Gross name for a Vagina.

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.

by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019

Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root

Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox

by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.

“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.

by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018

Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018