spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.

by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020

Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

Spank Balls

A sport In which somebody (the spoof) throws a water filled glove to up to 5 people and those people have to try to catch it in their pants

Hey, are you ready to play some spank balls

by Drake Foley March 18, 2020

birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.

1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”

by redcaboose May 24, 2023

Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.

I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!

by Wankoffski February 26, 2023

Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.

(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.

by Llama66 October 17, 2019