Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Homer Simpson

(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.

That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.

He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!

by Dark Thought Dave March 23, 2017

Terry simpson

To dog the boys by sleeping with men

I heard you terry simpson last night instead of coming to the pub

by Ziggy gets the bitches January 23, 2018

Homer Simpson

Probably one of the greatest cartoon dad, alongside Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown and Bob Belcher.

To 'Pull a Homer Simpson': (informal, humorous) To succeed despite idiocy.

by AlexDoesWeerdStuff December 3, 2020

Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.

“Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”

by TB77 August 21, 2013

Simpson's Law

A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.

Dude, The Simpson's Episode 'Marge in Chains' predicted COVID; It's the Simpson's Law!

by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021

David simpson

My Roblox account is unpickleable64

David simpson

by Unpickleable64 April 1, 2022