Safety Scissors

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed

Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand

by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017

Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

safety barbie

A female that is in a safety position within a company that sucks upper Managments dicks or owners that doesn’t understand there job.

Safety Barbie face print was found in the copier glass.

by Workplacefuckup April 20, 2018

safety whore

A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium

The general contractor on that project is a safety whore.

by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018

safety everything

The term “safety everything” is used to tell someone to do something regardless of what it is they have to do it if that term is said .

“ safety everything you have to go streaking!”

*Other person goes streaking*

by nonis March 13, 2018

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016