Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

croci poison

Croci Poison is a word that Apple IPads auto-correct to when you try to type in crocippoion. It is a very polfy word that crackheads use. BTW, monkeys and mice are cute.

Croci Poison is all about croci'n 'n' rolli'n.

by polf_lover123 January 31, 2020

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020

poison dart

when you rub youre penis on her butthole, then shove it in her vagina giving her a UTI.

Hey honey did you "poison dart" me last night? My cooter smells fishy and idk why?

by 6d9 July 21, 2020

Poison

The cleanest way to commit a murder.

Many people were poisoned and most of them died.

by Willow_The_Weird June 11, 2020

poison

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna to hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna to kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison, running through my veins
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Poison (poison)
I wanna love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (too much)
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
Yeah, well I don't want to break these chains
Poison (poison)
Runnin' deep inside my veins
Burnin' deep inside my brain (poison)

poison

by xBlueDustx November 3, 2020

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020