premature evocalation

Singing lyrics ahead of time.

I was listening to music and singing along. Then I got premature evocalation

by Led Zeppelin November 3, 2017

premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

Premature Ejokeulation

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.

Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.

by JanuaryOrchard September 14, 2016

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016

premature star

When you star a level in Mario Maker before you beat it. Typically happens accidentally when trying to start a level over from the beginning.

Aw man, that was a premature star! I wasn't ready to star the level, yet!

by 2CanBot June 9, 2016

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017