A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.

by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

mitch

A boy who killed himself after losing an iPod.

An hero.

Hey, did you know that mitch is such an hero?

by mish1 September 22, 2018

Mitch Connor

Mitch Connor is Cartmans hand but seen with 2 eyes and a mouth

Kyle: CARTMAN MITCH CONNOR IS NOT A REAL PERSON ITS JUST YOUR HAND YOU FATASS.

Cartman: SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW.

by Soggy_Toast69420 November 12, 2023

Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.

I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.

by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022

Mitch

A sexy man who would be sexier if he didn’t get a haircut.

Girl: “Mitch is so hot that I want to have premarital eye contact with him”

by Tom Macmillan January 1, 2023

Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

by coltvow December 12, 2023