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Marcos

If you are white and named Marcos your parents were high at the time of your birth or should probably be in a mental institution. As a baby you were dropped several times resulting in a confusion which explains your low IQ(17IQ). Likes girls one year younger( kind of like a pedophile but not as extreme). Marcoses are creative but mainly twist others ideas and pretends that they’re their own. Love video games, books, and won’t listen in class. Works at “McDonald’s” (really just reads a lot). Marcoses are rated just behind stalin and Jack the Ripper( In terms of sanity)
Ahahahahah ( hitting chest with forearm) I’m MaRcOs!?!?
by Baguette 🥖 Gang February 13, 2019
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Marcos: A man who is an Alpha a true Chad in his field of expertise. Usually has a Magnum dong with the ability to penetrate any object both within the physical and spiritual plane.
Hey that guy looks like a total Marcos.

I hope I get to witness his Magnum dong
by Real_meat_yeeter September 23, 2018
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One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at treating women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. A Marcos is a very tall/average handsome, relatively mature, boy. He may seem like a nerd but he has a caring heart. Often considered as a god in some religions. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. And he always makes sure his hair is okay. Always there to be a shoulder to cry on whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
Did you meet that guy Over there yet?

No, but he must be a Marco because he is so cute!
by Gabby V. September 25, 2018
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Half a “Billy”, but twice a Rob
Look at that Marco, trying to survive without alcohol.
by Professor Lloyd October 4, 2018
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An exteremly gay, exteremly white man/boy
Marco: Hey

Me: Go away Gay
by -jeg the peg October 4, 2018
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Huge cock! Very sexy and can make ur mom sexy! all the bitches love!
marco ur so sexy
by MarcoMendoza May 14, 2018
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Marco is the name of a fake person
Fuck you Marco”
by Siggy291 July 2, 2019
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