Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019

Jason

Also known as scrapasaurus as his work is useless

Fuck sake scrapasaurus that's one million dollars down the drain. Jason is going to get a donkey punch

by Mbgod September 4, 2019

Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.

Jason is so disorganized!!

by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018

Jason

A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!

Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!

by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018

Jason

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

True Story.

John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Techxual December 28, 2017

Jason

all jasons are very weird and point out very uncomfortable things in situations. jasons can overthink many things, such as social problems and old friends. Jason’s blurt out things that are unmeaningful, weird, and stupid without thinking.

Wow, Jason gets so annoying when talking about his social problems!

by JordySlayer January 18, 2020

Jason

Jason is a bitch he is dumb and ugly he is very perverted and will come to your house at night and watch you get undressed he is most likely to grow up becoming a rapist he will love you but i doubt you like him if you didnt know he is haunting your dreams because by the time your going to live them he would have raped you already you will be scared for life if you like him you need to update your liking system and stay away from him he is stupid and will rape you in your sleep just like he did to other girls

Jason is a bitch

by Briannaforlife February 6, 2020