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Ivan Boastky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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Ivan

yo do you see that wild ivan? he got some big ass balls.
by Bloody Paradox January 30, 2022
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ivan

ivan is so bald that his speed is amazing due to his aerodynamic bald head.
by AwayFlewMyKeyboard February 11, 2022
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Ivan

Piano obsession, Cello lover

Best friends with Joe andrews

Fellow druggie

Collects tennis balls
Joe andrews:nahhh g

Ivan: you go bestie
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ivan x pearl

Best couple in StDx Asia <3
ivan x pearl = Best couple in StDx Asia <3
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Ivan Drago

Stemming from the root of the “White Russian,” the Ivan Drago is a beverage made by mixing vodka and milk poured over Kellogg’s brand Special K cereal in a red solo cup.
Ex; “No Rocky marathon is complete without an Ivan Drago to wash down your Philly cheesesteak
College Student 1; “Taco Bell breakfast smacks”
College Student 2; “I had the true breakfast of champions, the Ivan Drago”
College Student 3; “If he dies, he dies”
by Thpecial K January 19, 2021
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Ivan

The name Ivan means that they are loving,caring and and polite and sometimes a goofball/smartass

they are most likely pansexual or straight
"that boy is talking about other boys!!, that must be a Ivan"
by imoutoftoiletpaper February 13, 2021
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