sam howard

probably one of the sexiest guys ever to be honest. sure you might think he’s a dick but you’ve gotta admit he has a huge penis and knows what he’s doing in bed.

sam howard is a sexy beast not gonna lie

by samisasexybeast October 27, 2021

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Howarded

When someone gets murdered with a pipe.

They had a closed casket funeral for Ethan because he got Howarded

by Haterade23 July 8, 2021

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howard deaned

A euphemism for fisting a girl (with or without screaming "pppyyyaaawwwwh" like Howard Dean).

Hank: "Hey man, isn't that the girl you Howard Deaned last weekend?"

Scott: :Yeah dude, let's not talk about that."

by yeah_im_that_guy November 5, 2012

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Howard

The biggest "catfish" you'll ever meet. He enjoys long walks to living to play PS5 and fights Chabogaboes. Tall, sometimes sweet but a fun guy.

Look at Howard. With his catfish a#%. Lol

by seeR eseeR November 24, 2021

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Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023

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Howard The Duck

Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.

Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

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