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Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.
Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.
by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021
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Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.
by Richey0134 August 10, 2021
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Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life
Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.
by the_austinjames June 20, 2021
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hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.
The hose Karen has struck again.
by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022
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Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose
by Somerandomname112233 November 2, 2022
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Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.
Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.
by Coggy8 October 6, 2022
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Rubber Hose Black

A specific shade of Black used in cartoon during the 1920's and early 1930's
Those Toons with Rubber Hose Black limbs!
by Super Bower October 14, 2022
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