SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 6, 2022

Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org

Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!

by G2 July 12, 2003

Dark Honor Guard

A group of guards that protect everyone while at the same time killing said everyone whenever a hostile is spotted.

Their bloodlust for Tking is eternal.

Sith Person: "Hey is that a Dark Honor Guard?"
Other Sith Person: "Yeah...make sure to be nice to them, they are the special ed ones."

by DinotheCrusader January 30, 2021

LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.

"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me

by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021

Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.

Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

by phytadesk February 2, 2021

The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021