beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.

Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.

by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017

Mask-fish

A person who appears attractive while their mask is on, but is unattractive as soon as they take it off. Root: catfish

I was feeling this dude, but then he took off his mask and he was a total mask-fish

by The.dogtor March 23, 2021

Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.

Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..

by coalnine August 28, 2009

fish skin

the 1920's name for a condom.

"Honey can you put on a fish skin? I don't want Junior quite yet.

by qtipbob April 26, 2009

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Banana Fish

this shit hurts.

I watched Banana Fish and now everything hurts.

by mal___ November 29, 2020

fish dix

1) a nickname you give somebody when they're being a total douche bag.
2) your friends name + fish dix = gay fish

person #1 "hey yo fish dix!, why don't you stop drinkin all my malidew!"

by foufou November 15, 2009