The Feddie Fold

Well I figured I'd be the first to put it on here. Since Oregon's Governor just signed the "BLUE" bill for the Oregon homeless. To get $1,000 a month cash as a gift.. If you live in portland / vancouver then you are more familiar than you would like with " the feddie-fold!" Which comes in any number of ways. Basically it is what a fetynal addicts body does after consumption. You have heard the term " fold up like a lawn-chair?" Well in this case the fetynol consumer becomes the chair... Hence the term "the feddie-fold".

Had to step over 3 of them on the way into work this morning..They are so high on those blue fetynol pills! Looks like they are doing "the feddie fold"

by Arik Arbo April 17, 2023

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

someone who folds pizza

Psychopath

“I fold my pizza when I eat it” ~someone who folds pizza
“Wtf you psychopath”~normal person

by Not a psycho xox August 10, 2023

Fold

If someone folds the other then it is a complete stomp

Henry: Jayda and Lauren are gonna fight later today, who you got winning?
Karl: Lauren has zero fighting experience, Jayda will fold her

by That's not very paragon! September 8, 2023

Fetty Fold

That bent over dude, checking the sidwalk for dropped foils. It's an opioid hunch, back completely folded, shuffling along, scouring every inch of a small part of the sidewalk or the gutter for dropped items. He's got the Fetty Fold!

After the cops busted all the dealers, all that was left was a few Fetty Folds looking for foils.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

fentanyl folding

Verb. The act of standing while barely awake after intentionally using a considerable amount of fentanyl. Individuals in the act are difficult to rouse and may wobble and lean up against objects for support as they experience their high. Most easily observed in cities with high amounts of functionally-unrestricted drug use, such as Seattle and San Francisco.

Child: Daddy, why is that man just standing there? He looks so tired!
Father: It’s impolite to stare at people! Let’s keep going and mind our own business.
Father internally: Really? Fentanyl folding? C’mon, man!

by Che Criollo September 22, 2023

Folding Over

The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.

"Yeah I got fired for Folding Over"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023