A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.
Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
Get the Double Decker mug.When two people have to poop simultaneously, so one person sits the the lap of another while facing each other on the toilet. If it’s a boy and girl and they are having vaginal intercourse while double decking, it’s called docking the buses.
Yesterday my bro and I had to both poo, but the spare bathroom was close. We ended up doing a double decker, luckily the bowl didn’t fill up.
My girl and I had to drop a deuce so we double decked. She’s got them big boobs though, so after a minute we docked the buses ;)
My girl and I had to drop a deuce so we double decked. She’s got them big boobs though, so after a minute we docked the buses ;)
by MelonLord95 April 9, 2022
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15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022
Get the Best Friend Upper Decker mug.The north Florida double decker is when I one gets a DUI and is responsible for an abortion before the age of 18.
Yeah bro Aidan is grounded rn for pulling off a north Florida double decker. Won’t be seeing him for a while.
by FinnS726 January 25, 2021
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Get the Double-decker mug.Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.
Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.
by Ninjow June 17, 2021
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