Cooper Couch

Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”

He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck

“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”

by Newtonsgatorboy December 11, 2020

Zane Cooper

The weird guy of the group, he always thinks on top. He really isn’t.

Zane Cooper, pass me a drink

by FactMan6842969 January 6, 2021

Cooper Crowell

a GOD

kelly: what religion do you believe in?
me: COOPER CROWELLISM

by mirror cat January 11, 2021

cooper face

A face someone makes when a person thinks about someone named cooper or someone named cooper makes them laugh.

Did you see Mya's face. Oh yeah she had a total cooper face.

by JahMay🧆 May 8, 2021

Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts

Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

Zynni Cooper

Another word for a zynn

Yo Logan, lemme get a Zynni cooper for my upper decky and a lip cushion

by Allentothehouse19 October 28, 2022

Mason Cooper

Mason cooper is a fucking legend and he has a massive cock his hair is sexy as fuck just dont touch it or he’ll rip off your cock and shove it down your throat

Mason Cooper is pretty cool

by OogaBoogaMan123 January 22, 2022