East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.
Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really
Well you must have been in the East Colorado
No not really
Well you must have been in the East Colorado
by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022
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This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
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Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
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Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special
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I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
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