Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018

Beater

A person who’s name is peter but he beats his meat so his friends call him beater

Peter is a beater

by [e-mail] June 11, 2018

Peter Beaters

Funny word/term for another dude's hands. Implying that he masturbates often/impulsively :)

Yo Dawg!? How about you stop touchy all the chips with your dirty ass Peter Beaters !

by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Buzzer Beater

Smashing right before one party turns 18
(Also known as Shot Clock Cheese)

I turn 18 next week, I gotta hit a buzzer beater on Ashley soon

by Dr_Pig May 25, 2018

rink beater

A word used to describe a chicken nugget that is overly cooked.

Arnold: Did you see that chicken nugget?
John: Yeah it was a rink beater.

by what_in_the_____ September 26, 2017

poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017