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Allenism

An extremely contagious disease that spreads around Allen’s friends. The symptoms include making grammar mistakes during conversation with your friend Allen, as well as not being able of expressing your ideas coherently.

There is no treatment for this disease.
“Why are you laugh?”
“Because you’ve got allenism”
“Uh so hurt
by Whataluck July 29, 2018
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joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body
That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019
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lauren allen

Lauren is the girl everyone needs as a friend. She’s supportive when you need her to be supportive but gives you space when you need to clear your mind. The kindest soul. 10/10 best sarcastic comments in history.
by Stella615 February 15, 2019
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Micah Allen

Micah Allen. God himself. Is a total badass and has total clout. Almost as much as Rob Wnukowski. Used to describe a person, object, action, etc. that is badass. He gets all bitches and money. You DO. NOT. want to mess with Micah Allen.
“Guys we got a Micah Allen over here
“That was sooo Micah Allen”
by MicahAllenLover2010 October 1, 2018
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peyton allen

A nigga u hate for no fucking reason.
Peyton Allen Yo, fuck that nigga Peyton idk why but fuck him
by Suck me May 14, 2018
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Allen Boyce

Typically a male, who creates awful or sinful jokes. He normally also attends a private school. He may laugh strangely too.
Allen Boyce is a complete utter idiot.
by TheNinja123 May 21, 2018
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Allen

A sweet person. He doesn't make you feel special through words, but through actions. Pretty hair and has the most adorable laugh in the world. He has the sexiest body. His eyes are beautiful. You will never get tired of Allen. Also once you have an Allen in your life, you won't be able to live without one.
"Woah, that guy's so awesome, who is he ?"

-"Ohh that's Allen."
by beepbaapp April 8, 2018
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