June 24th

National post your girl day before you lose her… no joke.

post your girl on June 24th or you’re gonna lose your girl, if you won’t someone else will

by 123459901 June 23, 2023

June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day

June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)

did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.

by johndoe2345 June 23, 2023

February 24th

This is the day when you are really fucked up, especially if it's 2022, and if you live in Ukraine. Respect to all the legends that survived this day in Ukraine

Oh fuck the war is about to start. What day is it?
February 24th of 2022

by Klopan Rin June 8, 2024

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

April 24th

National protect people day!

1: you it's April 24th whoo!
2: what no go yo hell you weirdo
1: No its national protect people
2:OH, that'd so much better then r4pe day whoo!

by M3ntal 🤷🏽‍♀️ February 27, 2023

24th September

national expired milk day

me: yo check the fridge
you, probably: ok say less
you: holy fuck why is all the milk expired
me: oh shit guess it must be 24th september...

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

March 24th

Falling asleep together while cuddling day.
Be with your favorite person and give them lots of cuddles until you both fall asleep at night.

A: Hey, today is march 24th, also known as falling asleep while cuddling day!

B: Do you wanna come over and cuddle, then fall asleep together?

A: Ohyes, this sounds like an amazing idea. I'll be there in 10 minutes.

by iguesswellneverknowhuh March 24, 2023