fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018

megan fish

When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.

"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"

by Sillysemensluts January 14, 2017

evil fish

A term for World Of Warships players for torpedoes

"Evil fishes in the water!"

by PrincessRaccoon January 23, 2017

swimming with the fishs

Mean one who is dead and body is dumped in a body of water with fish

Jimmy: " Tony where's Carl?"
Tony: "Carl is swimming with the fishs."

by Swimming with the fishs February 3, 2017

Pickle Fishing

To obtain the perfect pickle through considerable time and patience - usually using a hand-crafted pickle shank. This proves much more difficult when the pickles are alive. Not to be confused with cucumber fishing, which is just stupid.

Kelee spent the majority of the night pickle fishing until she eventually gave up - and just used a fork. She then went home from the pickle hole. Where else would she fish for pickles?

by FraserMe October 19, 2012