poop

The secrets your butt is hiding from the world.

Today I found out my butt was hiding some serious poop from his spouse. They're getting a divorce.

by The Blowmaster April 21, 2018

Poop

As funny as it may seem, poop is a noise, WITH SMELL, that COMES OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

I love eating poop.

by briko December 21, 2017

Poop

A poopy

I made a poopy at the Poughkeepsie Poo Palace. It was poop.

by aletheioveritas January 2, 2018

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018

Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 6, 2018

poop

GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

by nadia poop January 6, 2018