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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022
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Trenches

“i grew up in the trenches.”
by OfficialGxngstxr February 11, 2022
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Trench Hopper

Someone who grew up in the hood that joined the military. Preferably the marines.
"Dude was living in the trenches now he works in the trenches, hes a trench hopper"
by Dioo April 4, 2022
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Trench coat

Something someone with the name starting with j,l,g,m,n I would use to hide something
Oh look he has a trench coat!
by Michealjackson3333 December 31, 2020
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Trench Buddy

Someone who will love you through thick and thin and get you through hard times
Yo have you seen Mickie

Nah but he’s my trench buddy
by Trench buddy January 14, 2021
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Trench

“Your a fucking trench 😭”
by LH or Brandon dumbass March 18, 2021
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Trench Gods

Trench Gods are the GOATS of Ark
by NotBraz April 15, 2021
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