Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.

She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date

by jards nella llea January 14, 2009

Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.

A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.

"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014

Watery Queef

A bubbly fart from vagina

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.

by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013

wild queef

When you step on an NYC subway train with a homeless dude who shit himself.

Unfortunate Man: IT smells like wild queef in this bitch

by clubpenguinwaslit December 9, 2018

Song queef

When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on

I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long

by Waredjilliams August 24, 2018

fishy queef

The act of queefing in Prezzo when eating with your family

Crikey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair has done a fishy queef

by Bumfart March 21, 2017