two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.

Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)

by captianstabber May 14, 2014

Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star

“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”

by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018

Player Draft

Whenever a casual player tells a high elo player they cant play normal games with they're friends

You're player drafting

by ChronoProno January 31, 2019

Player Draft

Whenever a low elo player tells a high elo player they cant play normal games in league of legends because he is better at the game

i am reporting you for player drafting

by ChronoProno February 1, 2019

Friend player

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.

He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf

by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019

Sensitive player

the type of guy that seems perfect almost irreplaceable but has the reputation of a player. Usually it’s all an act and he was heart broken in the past but doesn’t want to admit it when you hangout he’s the nicest person you have ever met but acts completely different over text but tells his friends he likes you which leads you to think your being played thus dropping him when in reality that just hurts him again.

“bobs an ass”
“Nah he’s just a sensitive player”

by olivia32 December 19, 2019

feelings player

Someone who first gives you bf/gf material but after a while friend zones you or says he/she likes someone else. He/she mostly has done this with multiple people

"I had cute conversations with this dude till 3 A.M. But today he said he saw me as a really good friend, while we had really intense conversations"

"I'm sorry but you are dealing with a feelings player. "

by Feelings dealer December 31, 2019