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Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) is a website used mostly by extremely obese virgins who touch their nephew's penis.
Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.

The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
by Valk88 December 2, 2025
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Our Charm

O-U-Our Charm
If you see a 1515, it is a key
Keys are key people; witnesses to power
Power comes down from the government
The government is Extraterrestrial

PROOF

304 : spells ho3 upside-down on a **calculator**
38 : these are sex workers. they are called baby but abbreviated 'bb', which is a 38
1515 : spells isis -- so these sex slaves better git what's coming to them

(see: Southern Charm: A bad thing. **twang**)
Government: Use our charm, and faith in marriage.
Aiden Valentine: I do
by aidenvalentine December 15, 2025
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Our Most Popular Definitions

Multiple users have, in attempts to be funny and partake in the odd bit of tomfoolery, created definitions for these words. Most notably, a user in 2023 affirmed that the most searched word is "emo", and I can tell you with certainty that this is wrong. It is in fact "key beard", which is definitely not some kind of inside joke in which I may or may not be an actor.
In more seriousness, the most popular definition is probably something like "gay" or "retarded", or maybe even "rizz", "locked in", or "low taper fade" (if only our past selves could see this...)
I wonder what are the most popular definition of the Urban Dictionary... I'll click on that link saying "Our most popular definitions", that's gonna be it!
by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025
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our fourfathers

How da multiple offspring in many modern households would refer to da male aspect of their immediate-family lineage.
In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar occasionally mentions his multiple dads, so if all of Mike's siblings got together to research their family tree, one might wonder whether they might speak of "our fourfathers".
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Why did you search this it is not even a word
The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb
Thanks for improving our services! We're adding this word to our databases now. This may take around 20 seconds...
It looks like this word doesn't exist yet, but don't worry! You can add your own definition here
by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025
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Days Of Our Lives Has No Tracklist

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Days Of Our Lives Has No Tracklist
by Reninu March 17, 2025
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Nails Are Our Tails

Nails Are Our Tails
Nails Are Our Tails
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