Number one

When you pee/piss/urninate.

Hey I'll be right back. I've got to go take a number one!

by yowhatstheshitsnoopdoggie June 29, 2016

Face one

v. to smoke blunt or L to the face (by yourself)

I had such a long day, I think I might go face one.

by bluntsandcunts December 15, 2010

One Up, One Down

A game, the object of the game is to figure out how to play.

you have 3 choices: 2 up, 1 up 1 down, or 2 down. what you are is dependent on your hands/arms for instance if you have both your hands in the air then you are 2 up

the point of the game once you figure out how to play it is to play with other people and change what you are as nonchalantly as possible

John: Want to play One Up, One Down?
Bob: Wtf is that?
John: c'mon just play

by The Jolly Ginger Giant August 2, 2010

One-upper

A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.

Chris is a nice guy, but he's a big one-upper. He always follows my stories with a better one!

by MAP08 August 2, 2007

One-handing

To use one hand to hold a sex-partner off the ground while fucking.

"I am going to be one-handing that girl by the end of the night."

by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009

one-lowmanship

The reverse of one-upmanship, one-lowmanship is practice of successively outdoing a competitor by spending less, having less, or doing less. Originated on Offbeat Bride to describe the indie-er than thou, DIY-er than thou, lower-budget than thou attitude that nontraditional brides can sometimes slip into.

Then she said, "You call THAT a low budget wedding? My wedding budget was $15, and we managed to feed 115 guests." It was totally one-lowmanship.

by qver April 22, 2011

one for the queen

to do one extra of something eg do another push up, have another beer have another cigarette ect, or do extra work for someone for no monitary reward

go on man! do one for the queen

by sheiky September 23, 2005