Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Nolan

A very flamboyant jew. Some might say he’s homosexual. Some might say he’s not. He works out a lot and takes shirtless selfies…. At gay gyms.

That guy over there is very NOLAN, and dresses well.

by DirtyMexicanMan69 February 12, 2025

Dirty Nolan

The act of sucking one’s own dick while receiving a piss enema.

“Me and my boyfriend Zack tried a dirty Nolan last night :3”

by MuntedSquirel May 22, 2025

Nolan

Never goes to class. He's failing all his classes because he's not there. His best mark is a 10 % and he says it's ok because he's going into the trades but he's not in tech class.

Nolan's skipping class again!
Of course he is.

by tygytfgdbrft May 29, 2025

Nolan

Some guy who works his ass off and he is really fit and hot and athletic

Girl 1: LOOK HOW SEXY THAT GUY Nolan IS HES MY BF
GIRL 2: IK NOLAN IS MY DREAM GUY

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan

Some hot ass guy who works out and girls have a HUGE CRUSH ON HIM

Girl 1: LOOK HOW HOT NOLAN IS AND HOW HARD HE WORKS
GIRL 2: NOLAN IS SO HOT AND HARD-WORKING 😍

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is outgoing and fun. He is a good looking guy who is confident and funny. He is very entertaining and when hanging out with him, you will never be bored. At first all you see is the fun side of him but once you get to know him you will see that he is actually a big softy with a big heart. He is the type of person to stick up for the people he cares about and to say things that other people are too scared to say. He is brave and doesn’t care what others think. Once you really get to know him though you’ll see that he is very self aware. He is very particular with who he lets see the real him and who he decides to care about. He would entertain anyone and be friends with almost anyone but only a select few get to see who he truly is when he isn’t busy trying to make people laugh and be entertaining.

Person 1: Nolan is so funny!
Person 2: I know right. I don’t know anyone else like him.

by weirddome28 November 26, 2023