mule

A mule is usually referred to as someone who transports drugs from where they were made (usually illegal drugs) to somewhere else where it can then be sold.

Who is that?
That’s the mule, he’s about to go drop off a 10 key

by SMURFFRICKINSMASHER June 6, 2025

attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.

Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”

by strawberrynightcrawler April 9, 2024

Mule Skinner

derogatory word to describe an uneducated unintelligent black person.

hey what do you know about bill?

Billy is a real mule skinner.

by fluby1209 May 1, 2024

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

Amish Mule

When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.

Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.

Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.

Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”

Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”

Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”

“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”

“YES!! I love blood punch!”

by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026