by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020
Get the Colombian mudslide mug.When you have such a fibrous diet that you're able to poop directly into someone else's asshole. Typically used in a sexual manner, occasionally as a threat.
by Boobagahangas May 9, 2020
Get the Arizona Mudslide mug.The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.
His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.
by Wm the Wingman October 8, 2020
Get the Malibu Mudslide mug.when someone defacates on anothers head or body and urinates on said defacation to create an effect of a mudslide down ones person.
dude i was with this german chick last night, and she wanted me to shit on her face, then piss on it! total mudslide!! nasty!!
by greasy monkey March 1, 2011
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by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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by anonymous June 7, 2023
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Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
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