lanky legend

A lanky legend is a very tall skinny legend. They are so skinny they get blown away by the wind.

“Omg did you see that guy over there?” “Yes, the cute lanky legend in black jeans”

by LankyLegend February 17, 2020

Urban Legend

In the near future, a fantastical story told by parents to children of what the word 'city' meant.

They sat at six-foot intervals to hear their favorite Urban Legend. They knew it was not real, yet it entertained them to imagine people walking the streets, crowding together to eat and drink and listen to music, where 'school' was a building kids went to, together.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

Legend of Captiva

Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.

legend of captiva as we know it

by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011

Delaps Legend

Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

Dilaps Legend

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

marvel legend

morbius is a marvel legend. morbius

Me: i want to do naughty things to marvel legend weiner

by MORB MASTER June 6, 2022

League of Legends

An absolute dogshit game from 2009 by an F tier company riot games. that is enjoyed by pedos and neckbeards the world over.

Person1: I need a new game to play. Do you know of any cheap and fun ones I could get into ?
Person2: how about League of Legends I play that game everyday and it’s free.
Person1: bro.. seriously how how could your recommend such cancer.. I would rather watch paint dry. Im really starting to question your morale. Based off what you just said about playing daily you must be a hentai weeb.

by Kos645379 April 28, 2022