Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.

The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.

by SumSquid December 4, 2024

Janke

An Indian slur. It means that they have a chode and jerk off on Omegle.

That kids a Janke he probably beats it to his computer and has a tiny penis

by MrKnowsAlot December 16, 2024

Tower of Jank Gameplay

It is the best Tower on roblox, it is very hard and definitely fun.

Guy 1: Yo tower of jank gameplay is so fun
Guy 2: Just wait until the 8th floor

by Sovietunionfurry December 31, 2024

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Janked

The state of being mentally and physically obliterated off of substances

Running trios with alcohol, weed, and adderall got me janked

by Search Chat August 7, 2025

Jank

A passionate synonym for junk/trash.

For example, the customer service is so jank.
That guy had such a jank personality

by The jankiest jank April 19, 2025

Jank Boteko

Didi's Husband❤️

Custom Wood Burning (Didi): *Burns wood*
Person 1: "Jank Boteko ❤️ Didi"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024