Fluting

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.

"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"

by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018

/flute

Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band

Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere

by Mjolkpaket March 6, 2018

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Flute

A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.

Hey, I wish I played flute. She sounds so graceful playing the flute!

by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

flute

Something used to charm a snakey prick.

"Ben is being a snake so me and Henry had to be flutes so he stopped being a snakey dick face"

by snake boi August 31, 2016

flute booty

A "flute booty" is when a woman has a tight and unattractive behind. All muscle no fat.

Greg: "Man that chick got a nice tight ass."
Jason: "Man that bitch got a flute booty."

by T.T.S.D July 10, 2016