When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
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... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.
by john_flubber January 25, 2021
Get the Windows Experience mug.Person #1: "I had to tell an old man to put his clothes back on in Walmart today, and we got in a knife fight in the toy aisle."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
by ToastBoy42 February 2, 2021
Get the Outta Pocket Experience mug.We all know that Sydney's beautiful summer beaches are on the radar of most people, but have you ever considered taking a private winter tour by hiring a private Sydney tour around the Blue Mountains?
Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.
In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.
This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.
Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.
In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.
This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.
Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
by Private Sydney tours March 31, 2021
Get the Avoid Crowd and Experience Blue Mountains with Private Sidney Tours mug.‘Dude went and made his ‘special’ tea and had his own Alice in Wonderland experience in his room. He said he saw some really weird shit in there that made him question his life choices up to now.
by Graetep July 26, 2022
Get the Alice in wonderland experience mug.this happens when a lot of people have a certain hero and named after him or legally change their name to them and may even share the same birthday and have the same features like skin color and height or description. and it could be for many reasons like their greatest role model, or the person name gives them protection against attackers, or they really love the name more than they own and the original such a good day: that he don't mind either. for an example the name John Smith is so vast and plentiful all around the world and it's counter part Jane Smith for female. it's really great experience hearing all the great stories on how it unfolds so specially for each person and always more is added indirectly and independently it's not a conspiracy or anything like that. purely coincidence probably the only one too.
The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience is something most people wouldn't care about learning because it's so mundane but to the few who loves to adventure or explore it's a nice little side quest or side adventure.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience mug.basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process
do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
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